Pappu: My computer beat me at chess a few days ago. Bunty: You can improve your game by practice. Pappu: No big deal. It was no match for me at kick-boxing though.
Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions. Bunty: What did she say? Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.
Pappu: I can't wait till Valentine's day. Bunty: But why? You don't even have a Valentine. Pappu: Because I want to make everyone's day miserable by reminding them how alone they are.
Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays. Bunty: What happened? Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!
Pappu: You should see my girl. She's beautiful as a mirage. Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on. Pappu: That's my girl!
Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems. Bunty: And if I may know, what's it? Pappu: My birth!